Monday, November 5, 2007

I Hope you enjoyed it!

I hope you enjoyed my blog on the Twits. I worked very hard on it. My e-mail is paintedtoenails@gmail.com

Sunday, November 4, 2007

My Rating

My score/rating on this book is on a scale from 1-10, I would give it an 8. The reason why is because some parts were unexplained.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

F.Y.I. (for your information)

The Author- Rhould Dahl

The Illistrator- Quentin Blake

The Discription

Mr. Twit- Mr. Twit has a big busy beard and never washes himself. Has pieces of food in his beard, so when he gets hungry, he just sticks his toungue out and finds something to nibble on. Ugly man. Always very grumpy.

Mrs. Twit- A short, ugly, dirty woman. Has a glass eye that she puts in Mr. Twit's beer and when he gets mad, she says ' I've always got my eye on you.' She is a slouch and has a very tall cane. Her cane is taller than she is.

The Setting

The setting in this story in outside the Twits house, inside the Twits house and in Mr.Twits shed. It is in the present time about early morning through mid-day every day.

The Plot

The plot of this story is Mr. Twit and Mrs. Twit always play jokes/pranks on each other. Throughout the story, they do it. Mr. Twit used to be a monkey trainer, so he had the 5 monkeys to train. Every Wednesday, the would have bird pie. To catch the birds, Mr. Twit put super sticky glue on the trees where the birds landed and sat. They would get stuck and would get eaten by the Twits. One time, a very big bird came and was about to sit on the glue when the monkeys told him not to. Instead, the bird sat on the monkey's cage. They kept on telling the birds not to land on the cage. When Mr. Twit came to get the birds off the tree, there weren't any. Mr. Twit got angry and put glue on the monkeys cage too. The monkeys told the birds not to sit on the cage or the tree, so they sat on the ground. the next time Mr. Twit came to get the birds, there weren't any on the cage or the tree so Mr. Twit told Mrs. Twit and she said that they should go and buy guns to shoot the birds. While they were gone, The birds helped the monkeys out of their cage and they got the super super glue out of Mr. Twits shed. The oldest monkey started gluing the furniture to the ceiling. with the birds help, they got it done before the Twits got home. When the Twits did get home, they thought they were upside down!

Friday, November 2, 2007

The Characters

The characters are Mr. Twit,
Mrs. Twit
and the 5 monkeys
(not alot of people)

Thursday, November 1, 2007

My Book Report!

This is my book report on The Twits. Read this blog and you will find out what the scoop is on the Twits!